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The Count: "I never drink... Wine." Flat Bill Cap | Vampire Horror Hat
The Count: "I never drink... Wine." Flat Bill Cap | Vampire Horror Hat
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The Count: "I never drink... Wine."
Elevate your style with "The Count" Flat Bill Cap from the Thousand Year Co. Monster Series. This is not merely a hat; it is a statement piece for those with a taste for the dark and sophisticated. Crafted for trendsetters, this cap seamlessly blends a classic, vintage-inspired silhouette with a chillingly clever design.
The front of the cap proudly features the witty, gothic phrase "I never drink... Wine." in elegant white embroidery, a subtle nod to the most famous of all vampires. On the back, a pair of sharp, white fangs are discreetly embroidered, a final, tasteful detail that completes the look.
Whether you're a bartender, a connoisseur of classic horror, or simply appreciate unique, conversational apparel, this cap is a most powerful and very effective addition to your collection.
From the Monster Series Collection
This cap is a most magnificent part of a larger, darker tale. "The Monsters Series" is a collection born from the chilling world of suburban legends and classic horror, where the creatures of the night dwell in the shadows of our everyday lives. Each piece is a tribute to the timeless monsters we adore, masterfully crafted for a legion of enthusiasts. Discover the full collection and find your own brand of a most excellent and very effective terror.
PRODUCT DETAILS
- 100% Cotton twill with a slightly faded finish
- Structured six-panel crown with firm flat brim
- Adjustable plastic snapback closure
- Embroidered front and back graphics
- One size fits most
CARE INSTRUCTIONS
- Spot clean only with damp cloth and mild soap
- Do not bleach, soak, or tumble dry
- Air dry only — do not iron embroidery
- Store away from direct sunlight to preserve stitching
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